Watch Stink I want one

IF ENOUGH PEOPLE WANT IT, WE MAKE IT

The Sleeper.

Lights out for your watch.

A charcoal watch pillow in a box that opens like a bed. Your bracelet airs out overnight while two charcoal chambers draw the odour out.

Join the Stink List. One email if it gets made. That's it.

Your watch has a smell.
Everyone knows but you.

Sweat goes into the links and the strap. A drawer keeps it there.

Three moves. Every night.

Open the drawer.

The box slides open like a little bed.

Lay it down.

The bracelet wraps the pillow, open to the air.

Lights out.

Pull the charcoal blanket over it. Done till morning.

1 2

THE ENGINE

Dual-Chamber Charcoal Extraction.

1 · A charcoal-fibre core inside the pillow, right under the bracelet.

2 · A charcoal-lined pocket in the blanket that holds the scent sachet.

It absorbs odour. It does not clean, service or repair a watch.

In the box.

The Sleeper pillow

Charcoal-fibre core

The bed box

Slide-out drawer

Charcoal blanket

Sachet pocket inside

Lights Out sachet

Charcoal, unscented

Do Not Disturb card

Airing out

Questions.

Is this a joke?

The name is. The charcoal isn't.

Does it clean my watch?

No. It lets the bracelet or strap air out and absorbs odour while the watch rests. Keep the watch head dry.

Will my watch fit?

Made for bracelets and straps [SIZE RANGE].

When does it ship?

When enough people say they want one. Every sign-up counts.

Put it to bed.

Count me in. One email if it gets made.